man this has been the worst life of my life
Isabu Acadia Warren (keeana)
Reltionship status: single but my hearts taken
- Yes I have my faults. I've made my mmistakes & I intend to pay for them. Everyday is a strugle & a sacrafice, but its worth it.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
THE EXACT OPPOSITE PENISES ARE SCARY CREATURES.
but they’re so wiggly wooggly oogly boogly tic tac paddywack cracker jack frick frack
Well, when you put it like that..
NOW THEY’RE SCARY AND PROBABLY WEARING BILL COSBY SWEATERCONDOMS.